Hmmmm I love the idea of corn in your pussy... Was it an "adult" corn on the cob? I mean a big one? What else did you enjoy? Tried the table as well or a bed post?
A lot of my friends used to insert various things into their vaginas. I think when we are turning into sexual beings we have a curiosity of what things feel like when inserted into our pussies. Corn on the cobb was the biggest thing I inserted and it kind of hurt but also felt good.